Attention!!!

Married dudes. All of you. I need you to do something for me. QUIT HITTING ON ME. Just stop.

I don't care if your marriage is "broken", I don't care if you're "in the process of getting divorced", I don't care if she cheated on you, I don't care that your dog ate your homework. There isn't an excuse in the book that is going to get me into bed with you.

STOP FLIRTING WITH/HITTING ON ME.

I'm not perfect. I'm not even close. I've failed at this before, but never again. I won't entertain the thought, even for a fleeting moment. If you want to flirt with me, date me, kiss me, sleep with me, whatever with me, I'm gonna need proof that it's over. Signed, sealed and delivered. No exceptions. None.

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