Nicknames....

Apparently I've acquired a new nickname at work. I have many, most of which are warranted, all of which are unique to the person coining them. Usually they include my name.

My new favorite is "Record Skip". This nickname was coined because of a random flippant comment that came out of my mouth, of course with no filter on it. My colleague literally had nothing to say. He started to speak and then it registered....

"My stupid useless uterus is cock-blocking me!"

No further comment necessary.